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The Secret Diary of Michael Schumacher

Planet-F1 presents 'The Secret Diary of Michael Schumacher'.

As these have been hidden for a few years now, I'll start to publish the originals and hope P-F1 don't get too upset!

2002

  1. Tagebuch Eins
    At last we have found Gunther the tortoise!
  2. Tagebuch Zwei
    Like putting a bear in your fridge!
  3. Tagebuch Drei
    Heidi and her seven Schumis!
  4. Tagebuch Vier
    'For Sure It's Brazil vs Germany'
  5. Tagebuch Funf
    'Killing insects with a very large bat...?'
  6. Tagebuch Sechs
    'No sleep till Hockenheim'
  7. Tagebuch Sieben
    'Honestly, I am not scared of trees'
  8. Tagebuch Acht
    The Hungaroring is my bedroom.
  9. Tagebuch Neun
    A large howdy to my partners and buddies everywhere.
  10. Tagebuch Zehn
    Michael reveals the real reason why he finished second at the US Grand Prix.
  11. Tagebuch Elf
    Michael thinks it would be no fun getting stuck in a log cabin all winter with Kimi Raikkonen.
  12. Tagebuch Zwölf
    Michael is NOT pleased at some of the changes introduced by the F1 Commission. In fact, he's very angry...
  13. Tagebuch Dreizehn
    Michael is in an upbeat mood after finally pulling off the Swiss property deal that will see him become Farmer Schumacher.
  14. Tagebuch Vierzehn
    Michael reveals how he was inspired to script the latest Vodafone advert.
  15. Tagebuch Funfzehn
    Disaster at the Ferrari Christmas Party.

2003

  1. Tagebuch Sechzehn
    Schumi's New Year resolutions.
  2. Tagebuch Siebzehn
    It's a bittersweet return to F1 for Michael Schumacher as the World Champion experiences the joys of testing and the sadness of losing Eddie Irvine.
  3. Tagebuch Achtzehn
    Michael Schumacher has finally got his breath back after unveiling the shimmering, lustful creature that is the new Ferrari F-2003GA.
  4. Tagebuch Neunzehn
    Michael and Jean have worked out a system where team orders will not be required in 2003. But occasionally Rubens will be asked to go "to check-in desk No.28 to reclaim his lost luggage"...
  5. Tagebuch Zwanzig
    Michael reveals a passion for pasta.
  6. Tagebuch Ein Und Zwanzig
    Michael is worried he'll have to start grands prix behind Jarno Trulli on a regular basis.
  7. Tagebuch Zwei Und Zwanzig
    Michael thinks that he's seen crash-happy Fernando Alonso in some of his daughter's Disney videos...
  8. Tagebuch Drei Und Zwanzig
    Last year in Austria he was roasted by the fans, this year he was lightly sauteed in a high octane sauce.
  9. Tagebuch Vier Und Zwanzig
    Michael is expanding his comedy routine in 2003.
  10. Tagebuch Funf Und Zwanzig
    Hello my air honkingly noisy tifosi chums.
  11. if anyone has any information on the existence of part 26, please let me know!
  12. Tagebuch Sieben Und Zwanzig
    Hello my adoring tifosis.
  13. Tagebuch Acht Und Zwanzig
    Schumi explains that party and gives a season's worth of thank-yous.
  14. Tagebuch Neun Und Zwanzig
    Back for another instalment, Michael Schumacher's very own private(ish) thoughts...

2004

  1. Tagebuch Dreizig
    The latest exclusive contribution from the man who is more Formula 1 than Formula 1.
  2. Tagebuch Ein Und Dreizig
    Planet-F1 is proud to bring you the exclusive, unedited text from Michael Schumacher's secret diary.
  3. Tagebuch Zwei Und Dreizig
    Planet-F1 is proud to bring you the exclusive, unedited text from Michael Schumacher's (relatively) secret diary.
  4. Tagebuch Drei Und Dreizig
    Exclusive! Planet-F1 brings you the secret thoughts of the greatest driver ever to walk the planet and do a passable impersonation of Celine Dion into the bargain.
  5. Tagebuch Vier Und Dreizig
    The latest instalment in Planet-F1's exclusive insight into the inner mind of the greatest racing driver ever to strap himself into a Ferrari.
  6. Tagebuch Funf Und Dreizig
    Hello my gloriously schumescent tifosis.
  7. Tagebuch Sechs Und Dreizig
    Hello my wholesome yet fresh and fruity tifosi playthings.
  8. Tagebuch Sieben Und Dreizig
    Planet-F1 presents the secret diary of the World's greatest F1 driver and all round Uber-Sportsman, Herr Michael Schumacher.
  9. Tagebuch Acht Und Dreizig
    Hello my possibly underwhelmed but ever-loving and full of great anticipation tifosi.
  10. Tagebuch Neun Und Dreizig
    Almost Christmas greetings to you my adoring tifosi playthings.

More to follow soon...

2010

He's back! Writing exclusively on Planet-F1, The Secret Diary of Michael Schumacher returned in January 2010.

  1. Tagebuch Ein und Sechzig
    Well, here we are. Quite honestly and obviously I never thought that this situation of returning to Formula 1 would happen for me. But as Sean Connery said in the famous James Bond movie, Never Say You Only Live Twice.

 

Latest live part: 20 January 2010: 61 - Tagebuch Ein und Sechzig